Instead of asking what's wrong with rampant consumerism, we ought to be asking, 'What justifies it?' Popular art does not have to pander to the lowest level of intelligence and taste.

I wonder where we go when we die?” “…Pittsburgh?” “You mean if we’re good or if we’re bad?

Oh look, yet another Christmas TV special! How touching to have the meaning of Christmas brought to us by cola, fast food, and beer... Who'd have ever guessed that product consumption, popular entertainment, and spirituality would mix so harmoniously?

Childhood is for spoiling adulthood.

You know, sometimes kids get bad grades in school because the class moves too slow for them. Einstein got D's in school. Well guess what, I get F's!!!

I say if a novelty Christmas song is funny one time, then it is funny every time. - Calvin

I like maxims that don't encourage behavior modification.