Tomorrow we'll not only seize the day, we'll throttle it.
Hobbes: How come we play war and not peace? Calvin: Too few role models.
If your knees aren't green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously re-examine your life.
What's the point of wearing your favorite rocket ship underpants if nobody ever asks to see 'em?
Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.
I'm willing to take the blame if the strip goes down the drain, and I want the credit if it succeeds. So long as it has my name on it, I want it to be mine.