The whole idea of hobknobbing and schmoozing and the concept of an "elite" class of celebrities better than the common people has always made my stomach turn.

I think nighttime is dark so you can imagine your fears with less distraction.

So, what's it like in the real world? Well, the food is better, but beyond that, I don't recommend it.

I'm a man of few words." "If you read more, you might have a larger vocabulary.

Happiness is being famous for your financial ability to indulge in every kind of excess.

My likely historical significance is a terrible burden. ~ Calvin

Calvin: Dear Santa, before I submit life to your scrutiny, I demand to know who made YOU the matter of my fate?! Who are YOU to question my behavior, HUH??? What gives you the right?! Hobbes: Santa makes the toys, so he gets to decide who to give them to. Calvin: Oh.