HOBBES: Virtue needs some cheaper thrills.

Rainy days should be spent at home with a cup of tea and a good book.

It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.

Reality continues to ruin my life.

I guess I have a gift for expressing pedestrian tastes. In a way, it's kind of depressing.

Ah, the life of a newspaper cartoonist - how I miss the groupies, drugs and trashed hotel rooms!

It's psychosomatic. You need a lobotomy. I'll get a saw.