HOBBES: Virtue needs some cheaper thrills.

You know what I like about summer days? They're just made for doing things... even if it's nothing. Especially if it's nothing.

Every artist learns through imitation, but I rather doubt the aim of these things is artistic development. I assume they're either homages or satiric riffs, and are not intended to be taken too seriously as works in their own right. Otherwise I should be talking to a copyright lawyer.

Everybody I know fails the acid test of friendship.

That's the difference between me and the rest of the world. Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!

I think hiccup cures were really invented for the amusement of the patient's friends.

You will do well to cultivate the resources in yourself that bring you happiness outside of success or failure.