HOBBES: Virtue needs some cheaper thrills.

I hate to think that all my current experiences will someday become stories with no point.

County library? Reference desk, please. Hello? Yes, I need a word definition. Well, that's the problem. I don't know how to spell it and I'm not allowed to say it. Could you just rattle off all the swear words you know and I'll stop you when...Hello?

CALVIN: This whole Santa Claus thing just doesn't make sense. Why all the secrecy? Why all the mystery? If the guy exists why doesn't he ever show himself and prove it? And if he doesn't exist what's the meaning of all this? HOBBES: I dunno. Isn't this a religious holiday? CALVIN: Yeah, but actually, I've got the same questions about God.

Heck, what's a little extortion among friends?

Van Gogh would’ve sold more than one painting if he’d put tigers in them.

You will do well to cultivate the resources in yourself that bring you happiness outside of success or failure.