I've never sat down to quantify how many hours I actually spend on the strip. I use the deadlines to estimate my progress; each month I know that I have to produce so many strips, and by the end of the month I'll make sure that I have.

Good friends are hard to come by... I need more money.

Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?

Obviously the great thing about this job is the complete freedom of the schedule. So long as I meet the deadline, they don't care when I work or how I work.

The score is still Q to 12!

I've got plenty of common sense! I just choose to ignore it.

So, what's it like in the real world? Well, the food is better, but beyond that, I don't recommend it.