Calvin is hammering nails into coffee table. Mom: CALVIN WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO THE COFFEE TABLE?!? Calvin: Is this some sort of trick question, or what?

Scientific Progress goes boink?

It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what's cool.

I was reading about how countless species are being pushed toward extinction by man's destruction of forests. . . . Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.

Form follows function, as the architects say. With words and pictures, you can do just about anything.

For no reason I can think of, I've wandered far astray. And that is how I got to where I find myself today.

It's always better to leave the party early.