You know, sometimes kids get bad grades in school because the class moves too slow for them. Einstein got D's in school. Well guess what, I get F's!!!

Scientific Progress goes boink?

Hey Dad, will you buy me a flame thrower? Of course not. Don't be silly. Even if I didn't use it in the house?

So, what's it like in the real world? Well, the food is better, but beyond that, I don't recommend it.

I suppose if we couldn't laugh at things that don't make sense, we couldn't react to a lot of life.

I try to make everyone's day a little more surreal.

I say if a novelty Christmas song is funny one time, then it is funny every time. - Calvin