You know, sometimes kids get bad grades in school because the class moves too slow for them. Einstein got D's in school. Well guess what, I get F's!!!

Girls are like slugs - they probably serve some purpose, but it's hard to imagine what.

The syndicates take the strip and sell it to newspapers and split the income with the cartoonists. Syndicates are essentially agents. Now, can you imagine a novelist giving his literary agent the ownership of his characters and all reprint, television, and movie rights before the agent takes the manuscript to a publisher? Obviously, an author would have to be a raving lunatic to agree to such a deal, but virtually every cartoonist does exactly that when a syndicate demands ownership before agreeing to sell the strip to newspapers.

I'm killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and happiness.

Never argue with a six-year-old who shaves.

Repetition is the death of magic.

Letting your mind play is the best way to solve problems.