Yakka foob mog. Grug pubbawup zink wattoom gazork. Chumble spuzz. I love loopholes.

It's going to be a grim day when the world is run by a generation that doesn't know anything but what it's seen on TV.

From now on, I'm not doing anything I don't want to do! The world owes me happiness, fulfillment and success... I'm just here to cash in.

Boy, there's nothing worse than an inscrutable omen.

Reading goes faster if you don't sweat comprehension.

If your knees aren't green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously re-examine your life.

Happiness is being famous for your financial ability to indulge in every kind of excess.