Did you ever wonder if the person in the puddle is real, and you're just a reflection of him?

There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.

Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said 'I think I’ll drink whatever comes out of these when I squeeze ’em?

They say the secret of success is being at the right place at the right time, but since you never know when the right time is going to be, I figure the trick is to find the right place and just hang around.

Often it takes some calamity to make us live in the present. Then suddenly we wake up and see all the mistakes we have made.

Instead of asking what's wrong with rampant consumerism, we ought to be asking, 'What justifies it?' Popular art does not have to pander to the lowest level of intelligence and taste.

Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience.