Did you ever wonder if the person in the puddle is real, and you're just a reflection of him?

A box of new crayons! Now they’re all pointy, lined up in order, bright and perfect. Soon they’ll be a bunch of ground down, rounded, indistinguishable stumps, missing their wrappers and smudged with other colors. Sometimes life seems unbearably tragic.

When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.

Buttons ... check. Dials ... check. Switches ... check. Little colored lights ... check.

I've been thinking Hobbes" "On a weekend?" "Well, it wasn't on purpose

You know, sometimes kids get bad grades in school because the class moves too slow for them. Einstein got D's in school. Well guess what, I get F's!!!

I think most of us would be horrified to meet ourselves and discover what everyone else already knows about us.