From now on, I'm not doing anything I don't want to do! The world owes me happiness, fulfillment and success... I'm just here to cash in.
CALVIN: Our hero regains consciousness at the feet of a sarcastic alien.
I won't eat any cereal that doesn't turn the milk purple.
People pay more attention when they think you’re up to something.
Happiness is being famous for your financial ability to indulge in every kind of excess.
Calvin is hammering nails into coffee table. Mom: CALVIN WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO THE COFFEE TABLE?!? Calvin: Is this some sort of trick question, or what?