Hee hee hee! You should've seen the look on your face!" "If mom and dad cared about me at all, they'd buy me some infra-red nighttime vision goggles.

I liked things better when I didn't understand them.

People who get nostalgic about childhood were obviously never children.

We all have different desires and needs, but if we don't discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unfulfilled.

If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I'll bet they'd live a lot differently.

Every time I've built character, I've regretted it.

I'm a misunderstood genius.