Hee hee hee! You should've seen the look on your face!" "If mom and dad cared about me at all, they'd buy me some infra-red nighttime vision goggles.

Rainy days should be spent at home with a cup of tea and a good book.

I've got plenty of common sense! I just choose to ignore it.

I won't eat any cereal that doesn't turn the milk purple.

I don't enjoy lettering very much, but that's the way I write and that belongs in the strip because the strip is a reflection of me.

I keep forgetting that rules are only for little nice people.

Hey Susie Derkins, is that your face, or is a 'possum stuck in your collar?