Hee hee hee! You should've seen the look on your face!" "If mom and dad cared about me at all, they'd buy me some infra-red nighttime vision goggles.

If you've got more ambiguous characters or stock stereotypes, the plastic comes through and they don't work as well.

When the cartoonist is trying to talk honestly and seriously about life, then I believe he has a responsibility to think beyond satisfying the market's every whim and desire.

Everybody I know fails the acid test of friendship.

I try to make everyone's day a little more surreal.

Never argue with a six-year-old who shaves.

Although I'm certainly glad cartoons are finally getting some respect as an art, I'm fairly ambivalent to see cartooning as a legitimate academic offering. If comics need to be deconstructed and explained, something is really wrong with them.