Rainy days should be spent at home with a cup of tea and a good book.

I'm related to people I don't relate to.

We consume everything like potato chips. In this environment, I suspect the cartoonist's connection with readers is likely to be superficial and fleeting, unless he taps into some fervent special interest niche. And that audience, almost by definition, will be tiny.

What's the point of wearing your favorite rocket ship underpants if nobody ever asks to see 'em?

Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.

I write separately from the inking up. I'm sure this varies from cartoonist to cartoonist; I find that the writing is the hard part and the drawing is the fun part.

Like delicate lace, so the threads intertwine, oh, gossamer web of wond'rous design! Such beauty and grace wild nature produces... Ughh, look at that spider suck out that bug's juices!