Rainy days should be spent at home with a cup of tea and a good book.

Few things are less comforting than a tiger who's up too late.

In the short term, it would make me happy to go play outside. In the long term, it would make me happier to do well at school and become successful. But in the VERY long term, I know which will make better memories.

Specifically, I’d like to debate whether cannibalism ought to be grounds for leniency in murders, since it’s less wasteful.

The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.

I can never enjoy Sundays, because in the back of my mind I always know I've got to go to school the next day. It's like trying to enjoy your last meal before the execution.

I'm learning real skills that I can apply throughout the rest of my life...procrastinating and rationalizing.