Mothers are the necessity of invention.

I try to make everyone's day a little more surreal.

It's not denial. I'm just selective about the reality I accept.

Why does man create? Is it man's purpose on earth to express himself, to bring form to thought, and to discover meaning in experience? Or is it just something to do when he's bored?

Hey Susie Derkins, is that your face, or is a 'possum stuck in your collar?

Hobbes: What are you doing? Calvin: Being "cool." Hobbes: You look more like you're being bored. Calvin: The world bores you when you're cool. Hobbes: Look, I brought a sombrero! Now we can both be "cool." Calvin: A sombrero?! Are you crazy?! Cool people don't wear sombreros! Hobbes: What fun is it being cool if you can't wear a sombrero?

God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die.