I wish people were more like animals. Animals don't try to change you or make you fit in. They just enjoy the pleasure of your company. Animals aren't conditional about friendships. Animals like you just the way you are. They listen to your problems, they comfort you when you're sad, and all they ask in return is a little kindness.

When the cartoonist is trying to talk honestly and seriously about life, then I believe he has a responsibility to think beyond satisfying the market's every whim and desire.

Even if lives did hang in the balance, it would depend on whose they were.

I think of football as a sport the way ducks think of hunting as a sport.

Hey Dad, will you buy me a flame thrower? Of course not. Don't be silly. Even if I didn't use it in the house?

That's the difference between me and the rest of the world. Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!

You know, sometimes the world seems like a pretty mean place.' 'That's why animals are so soft and huggy.