I'm a 21st-century kid trapped in a 19th-century family.

That's the whole problem with science. You've got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe things of unimaginable wonder.

I enjoy the drawing more than the writing, so I try to think of ideas that will allow me to develop the visual side of the strip as fully as possible.

CALVIN: Our hero regains consciousness at the feet of a sarcastic alien.

Calvin: Medically speaking:. That's love?!?..... Hobbes: Heck, that happened to me once, but I figured it was cooties!!

Hold it. You know what I'd like to see? I'd like to see the three bears eat the three little pigs, and then the bears join up with the big bad wolf and eat Goldilocks and Little Red Riding Hood! Tell me a story like that, OK?

It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what's cool.