I'm a 21st-century kid trapped in a 19th-century family.

Repetition is the death of magic.

I think of football as a sport the way ducks think of hunting as a sport.

There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.

I write separately from the inking up. I'm sure this varies from cartoonist to cartoonist; I find that the writing is the hard part and the drawing is the fun part.

Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said 'I think I’ll drink whatever comes out of these when I squeeze ’em?

The strips I admire go farther than a gag a day, and take us into a special world.