Girls are like slugs - they probably serve some purpose, but it's hard to imagine what.

Form follows function, as the architects say. With words and pictures, you can do just about anything.

But Calvin is no kind and loving god! He's one of the old gods! He demands sacrifice!

You know what's the rage this year? ...Hats.

Repetition is the death of magic.

Happiness is being famous for your financial ability to indulge in every kind of excess.

I wish I had more friends, but people are such jerks. If you can just get most people to leave you alone, you're doing good. If you can find even one person you really like, you're lucky. And if that person can also stand you, you're really lucky.