Girls are like slugs - they probably serve some purpose, but it's hard to imagine what.

I'm crying because out there he's gone, but he's not gone inside me.

Boy, there's nothing worse than an inscrutable omen.

When I get to the drawing, I really enjoy taking a big chunk of time and working on the drawing and nothing else. That allows me to make sure that I'm really challenging the art, making each picture as interesting as I can.

S...For Stupendous! T...For Tiger, ferocity of! U...For Underwear, Red! P...For Power, Incredible! E...For excellent physique! N...For...Um...Something..Hm, well, I'll come back to that... D...For Determination! U...For...Wait, How do you spell this? Is it "I"??

I'm learning skills I will use for the rest of my life by doing homework...procrastinating and negotiation.

CALVIN: As usual goodness hardly puts up a fight.