Buttons ... check. Dials ... check. Switches ... check. Little colored lights ... check.
Hello Dad! It is now three in the morning. Do you know where I am?
As a kid, I knew I wanted to be either a cartoonist or an astronaut. The latter was never much of a possibility, as I don't even like riding in elevators.
I'm related to people I don't relate to.
Things are never quite as scary when you've got a best friend.
Girls are like slugs - they probably serve some purpose, but it's hard to imagine what.