History is the fiction we invent to persuade ourselves that events are knowable and that life has order and direction. That's why events are always reinterpreted when values change. We need new versions of history to allow for our current prejudices.
Bill WattersonWhat's the point of wearing your favorite rocket ship underpants if nobody ever asks to see 'em?
Bill WattersonTalking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience.
Bill WattersonCalvin: Why are you crying mom? Mom: I'm cutting up an onion. Calvin: It must be hard to cook if you anthrpomorphisize your vegetables.
Bill Watterson