Life's disappointments are harder to take when you don't know any swear words.
Tomorrow we'll not only seize the day, we'll throttle it.
I can never enjoy Sundays, because in the back of my mind I always know I've got to go to school the next day. It's like trying to enjoy your last meal before the execution.
CALVIN: As usual goodness hardly puts up a fight.
Every time I've built character, I've regretted it.
But for my own example, I'd never believe one little kid could have so much brains!