Never argue with a six-year-old who shaves.
I'm a misunderstood genius." "What's misunderstood?" "Nobody thinks I'm a genius.
You can make your superhero a psychopath, you can draw gut-splattering violence, and you can call it a "graphic novel," but comic books are still incredibly stupid.
It seems the less I do and say, the better everyone likes my work!
I think of football as a sport the way ducks think of hunting as a sport.
Leader, bandits at 2 o'clock! Roger; it's only 1:30 now-what'll I do 'til then?