I like these cold, gray winter days. Days like these let you savor a bad mood.
My likely historical significance is a terrible burden. ~ Calvin
If you can't win by reason, go for volume.
Girls are like slugs - they probably serve some purpose, but it's hard to imagine what.
I asked mom if I was a gifted child. She said they certainly wouldn't have paid for me.
I think of football as a sport the way ducks think of hunting as a sport.