Leader, bandits at 2 o'clock! Roger; it's only 1:30 now-what'll I do 'til then?

We're so busy watching out for what's just ahead of us that we don't take time to enjoy where we are.

Happiness is being famous for your financial ability to indulge in every kind of excess.

People pay more attention when they think you’re up to something.

Calvin: Why are you crying mom? Mom: I'm cutting up an onion. Calvin: It must be hard to cook if you anthrpomorphisize your vegetables.

Rainy days should be spent at home with a cup of tea and a good book.

The syndicates take the strip and sell it to newspapers and split the income with the cartoonists. Syndicates are essentially agents. Now, can you imagine a novelist giving his literary agent the ownership of his characters and all reprint, television, and movie rights before the agent takes the manuscript to a publisher? Obviously, an author would have to be a raving lunatic to agree to such a deal, but virtually every cartoonist does exactly that when a syndicate demands ownership before agreeing to sell the strip to newspapers.