Look! A trickle of water running through some dirt! I'd say our afternoon just got booked solid!

As far as I'm concerned, if something is so complicated that you can't explain it in 10 seconds, then it's probably not worth knowing anyway.

Calvin: Life's a lot more fun when you aren't responsible for your actions.

Hee hee hee! You should've seen the look on your face!" "If mom and dad cared about me at all, they'd buy me some infra-red nighttime vision goggles.

A day can really slip by when you're deliberately avoiding what you're supposed to do.

HOBBES: Virtue needs some cheaper thrills.

Did you ever wonder if the person in the puddle is real, and you're just a reflection of him?