Every artist learns through imitation, but I rather doubt the aim of these things is artistic development. I assume they're either homages or satiric riffs, and are not intended to be taken too seriously as works in their own right. Otherwise I should be talking to a copyright lawyer.

As you can see, I have memorized this utterly useless piece of information long enough to pass a test question. I now intend to forget it forever. You’ve taught me nothing except how to cynically manipulate the system. Congratulations.

God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die.

If you've ever compared a film to a novel it's based on, you know the novel gets bludgeoned. It's inevitable, because different media have different strengths and needs, and when you make a movie, the movie's needs get served.

When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.

CALVIN: As usual goodness hardly puts up a fight.

Van Gogh would’ve sold more than one painting if he’d put tigers in them.