Even when you look for it, you're never prepared for it.

That's one of the remarkable things about life. It's never so bad that it can't get worse.

I have all these great genes, but they're recessive. That's the problem here.

Hey Dad, will you buy me a flame thrower? Of course not. Don't be silly. Even if I didn't use it in the house?

I think most of us would be horrified to meet ourselves and discover what everyone else already knows about us.

I'm a 21st-century kid trapped in a 19th-century family.

But for my own example, I'd never believe one little kid could have so much brains!