You never know when some crazed rodent with cold feet could be running loose in your pants.

It's not denial. I'm just selective about the reality I accept.

Until you stalk and overrun, you cannot devour anyone. -Hobbes

Hee hee hee! You should've seen the look on your face!" "If mom and dad cared about me at all, they'd buy me some infra-red nighttime vision goggles.

When I get to the drawing, I really enjoy taking a big chunk of time and working on the drawing and nothing else. That allows me to make sure that I'm really challenging the art, making each picture as interesting as I can.

I like maxims that don't encourage behavior modification.

Good friends are hard to come by... I need more money.