Childhood is for spoiling adulthood.

Scientific Progress goes boink?

I always think of "Popeye" and "Barney Google" as quintessential comic strips in that old rollicky, slapstick way we've sort of lost.

Cleveland is a really hard place, it's a very creative place, it feeds you creatively, but it's a very hard place to make a living creatively.

Hey Susie Derkins, is that your face, or is a 'possum stuck in your collar?

That's the difference between me and the rest of the world. Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!

I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're in each other's dreams, we can play together all night.