A REAL job is a job you hate.
Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.
The writing doesn't distract me while I'm drawing and vice versa. I can devote my full attention to each.
Virtual reality has nothing on Calvin.
We're so busy watching out for what's just ahead of us that we don't take time to enjoy where we are.
County library? Reference desk, please. Hello? Yes, I need a word definition. Well, that's the problem. I don't know how to spell it and I'm not allowed to say it. Could you just rattle off all the swear words you know and I'll stop you when...Hello?