You know, there are times when it's a source of personal pride to not be human.

I don't enjoy lettering very much, but that's the way I write and that belongs in the strip because the strip is a reflection of me.

But Calvin is no kind and loving god! He's one of the old gods! He demands sacrifice!

I'd like to see cartoonists measuring their work by higher standards than how many papers their strips are in and how much money they make.

Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.

The more words you have at your disposal, the more precisely you can express yourself.

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.