You know, there are times when it's a source of personal pride to not be human.

The world of a comic strip ought to be a special place with its own logic and life... I don't want the issue of Hobbes's reality settled by a doll manufacturer.

Hobbes: How come we play war and not peace? Calvin: Too few role models.

Yeah, but actually, I've got the same questions about God.

Few things are less comforting than a tiger who's up too late.

Hee hee hee! You should've seen the look on your face!" "If mom and dad cared about me at all, they'd buy me some infra-red nighttime vision goggles.

Of course, REAL zombies never get the giggles when they look at each other.