You know, there are times when it's a source of personal pride to not be human.

That's the whole problem with science. You've got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe things of unimaginable wonder.

Garry Trudeau is the only cartoonist with the clout to get his strip published large enough to accomodate extended dialogue. It's ashame.

A day can really slip by when you're deliberately avoiding what you're supposed to do.

My problem is that I don't paint ambitiously. It's all catch and release - just tiny fish that aren't really worth the trouble to clean and cook.

My whole problem is that my lips move when I think.

It's only work if somebody makes you do it.