Shutting off the thought process is not rejuvenating; the mind is like a car battery - it recharges by running.

I'm willing to take the blame if the strip goes down the drain, and I want the credit if it succeeds. So long as it has my name on it, I want it to be mine.

If your knees aren't green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously re-examine your life.

I say if a novelty Christmas song is funny one time, then it is funny every time. - Calvin

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.

I like my smock. You can tell the quality of the artist by the quality of his smock. Actually, I just like to say smock. Smock smock smock smock smock smock.

When I get to the drawing, I really enjoy taking a big chunk of time and working on the drawing and nothing else. That allows me to make sure that I'm really challenging the art, making each picture as interesting as I can.