You can draw a penguin on a toilet reading The New York Times and it's adorable, but try doing it with an adult male character, and it's disgusting.

Well, remember what you said, because in a day or two, I'll have a witty and blistering retort! You'll be devastated THEN

You know, maybe we don't need enemies." "Yeah, best friends aree about all I can take.

I guess I have a gift for expressing pedestrian tastes. In a way, it's kind of depressing.

People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.

For your information, I'm staying like this, and everyone else can just get used to it! If people don't like me the way I am, well TOUGH BEANS! It's a free country! I don't need anyone's permission to be the way I want! This is who I am - Take it or leave it!

Your fingernails are a joke, you've got no fangs, you can't see at night, your pink hides are ridiculous, your reflexes are nil, and you don't even have tails! Of course people aren't content! ... Now if tigers weren't content, that would be something to wonder about.