There's no problem so awful that you can't add some guilt to it and make it even worse!

It's always better to leave the party early.

Barney's Dad was really bad so Barney hatched a plan when his dad said "Eat your peas." Barney shouted no and ran Barney tricked his mean old dad and locked him in the cellar Barney's Mom never found out where he'd gone, Cause Barney didn't tell her. There his dad spent his life eating mice and gruel With every bite for fifty years he was sorry he'd been cruel

Until you stalk and overrun, you cannot devour anyone. -Hobbes

If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I'll bet they'd live a lot differently.

What state do you live in? Denial.

They can't chain my spirit! My spirit runs free! Walls can't contain it! Laws can't restrain it! Authority has no power over it!