The real fun of living wisely is that you get to be smug about it.
Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!
I'm not a vegetarian! I'm a dessertarian!
People who get nostalgic about childhood were obviously never children.
Calvin: Know what I pray for? Hobbes: What? Calvin: The strength to change what I can, the inability to accept what I can't, and the incapacity to tell the difference.
I was reading about how countless species are being pushed toward extinction by man's destruction of forests. . . . Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.