If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I'll bet they'd live a lot differently.

Paul Gauguin asked, "Whence do we come? What are we? Where are we going?" Well, I don't know about anyone else, but I came from my room, I'm a kid with big plans, and I'm going outside! See ya later!.. Say, who the heck is Paul Gauguin anyway?

As a kid, I knew I wanted to be either a cartoonist or an astronaut. The latter was never much of a possibility, as I don't even like riding in elevators.

Everybody I know fails the acid test of friendship.

Shutting off the thought process is not rejuvenating; the mind is like a car battery - it recharges by running.

Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!

Things are never quite as scary when you've got a best friend.