God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die.

For your information, I'm staying like this, and everyone else can just get used to it! If people don't like me the way I am, well TOUGH BEANS! It's a free country! I don't need anyone's permission to be the way I want! This is who I am - Take it or leave it!

Hobbes: How come we play war and not peace? Calvin: Too few role models.

I'm not a vegetarian! I'm a dessertarian!

What's the point of wearing your favorite rocket ship underpants if nobody ever asks to see 'em?

In a comic strip, you can suggest motion and time, but it's very crude compared to what an animator can do. I have a real awe for good animation.

There's no problem so awful that you can't add some guilt to it and make it even worse!