God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die.

Tomorrow we'll not only seize the day, we'll throttle it.

The only permanent rule in Calvinball is that you can never play it the same way twice! (Calvin)

Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.

Isn't it sad how some people's grip on their lives is so precarious that they'll embrace any preposterous delusion rather than face an occasional bleak truth?

Oh look, yet another Christmas TV special! How touching to have the meaning of Christmas brought to us by cola, fast food, and beer... Who'd have ever guessed that product consumption, popular entertainment, and spirituality would mix so harmoniously?

Creating a life that reflects your values and satisfies your soul is a rare achievement.