Oh look, yet another Christmas TV special! How touching to have the meaning of Christmas brought to us by cola, fast food, and beer... Who'd have ever guessed that product consumption, popular entertainment, and spirituality would mix so harmoniously?
But for my own example, I'd never believe one little kid could have so much brains!
Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?
Calvin: Life's a lot more fun when you aren't responsible for your actions.
It's not denial. I'm just selective about the reality I accept.
Ah, the life of a newspaper cartoonist - how I miss the groupies, drugs and trashed hotel rooms!