Life is magical and I guess my thing is I wish that people wanted that magic.

Man, I was drowning in sadness. And Angelina, she lifted me right up out of there.

Every couple I know has side-by-side grave plots, but when we do it we're the biggest weirdos on the block.

It's not that I don't understand it. But people think if you speak with an English accent it somehow makes you smarter.

I'm not sure that I'm really relevant as a director anymore. Or as a writer, either, to tell you the truth.

I've been married five times, and people think that's some bizarre thing, yet I've got buddies who refuse to get married and have sex with 15 people a week. I'm like "Which is better?" At least I was trying.

People's attention spans are a little shorter these days. Same thing with food and movies.