I've danced one time in my life. It was the most mortifying experience I ever had.

I believe in running through the rain and crashing into the person you love and having your lips bleed on each other.

I was the fattest baby in Clark County, Arkansas. They put me in the newspaper. It was like a prize turnip.

Life is magical and I guess my thing is I wish that people wanted that magic.

I don't think anybody chooses to be an underdog.

The audience, that's who I care about.

As most characters are that I play, there's a lot of me in it, anyway.