Sometimes even lawyers need lawyers.

Well, a good ole boy is somebody that rides around in a pick-up truck - which I do - and drinks beer and puts 'em in a litter bag. A redneck's one that rides around in a truck and drinks beer and throws 'em out the window.

Sometimes even lawyers need lawyers.

Jimmy used to drink liquor. Now he's running for president and he drinks Scotch, and I've never trusted a Scotch-drinker.

Beer is not a good cocktail-party drink, especially in a home where you don't know where the bathroom is.

I found out water can be drunk straight.

I'm not the Carter who'll never tell a lie.