The great thing about Glasgow is that if there's a nuclear attack it'll look exactly the same afterwards.
Nothing means anything here. When they pull down an outstanding building, no one objects. Oh, maybe there's a wee protest from some collectors or something who take a picture of it before it vanishes.
Tread gently on anyone who looks at you sideways.
Never trust a man, who when left alone with a tea cosey... Doesn't try it on.
If you give people a chance, they shine.
Don't die until you're dead.