Scotland has the only football team in the world that does a lap of disgrace.

I'm not going to throw away the hand of friendship to suit 100 Trotskyites in Glasgow.

I've been very lucky because I've always had movies to do. So if I got bored between shows a movie would turn up.

In Mexico, everything on the menu is the same dish. The only difference is the way it's folded.

My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger.

I don't like the beach. I think we have no business at the beach at all, as a species. We don't belong in the sea. The sea is full of things that bite us, sting us, hurt the soles of our feet, and it's extremely cold. When are we gonna take the hint that the things that live in the sea don't like us?

I like Salvador Dali and Rene Magritte. I also like the Scottish artist John Byrne, another surrealist.