What always staggers me is that when people blow their noses, they always look into their hankies to see what came out. What do they expect to find?

Try to live in a place you like.

I don't have wild dogs chasing people with scripts away from my door. I get my share. I've done okay. But I usually do independent stuff because that's mostly what I'm offered.

When I read 'Be real, don't get caught acting,' I thought, 'How the hell do you do that?'.

When you're eating something and someone asks 'Is that nice?' No it's really revolting - I always eat stuff I hate.

If you don't know how to meditate at least try to spend some time every day just sitting.

I set out to be a cross between Lenny Bruce and Robert the Bruce.