What always staggers me is that when people blow their noses, they always look into their hankies to see what came out. What do they expect to find?

I think my securities far outweigh my insecurities. I am not nearly as afraid of myself and my imagination as I used to be.

People who announce they are going to the toilet. Thanks that's an image I really didn't need.

I don't aim to offend.

I don't believe in angels, no. But I do have a wee parking angel. It's on my dashboard and you wind it up. The wings flap and it's supposed to give you a parking space. It's worked so far.

I’m actually pale blue: it takes me a week of sunbathing to turn white.

I started to draw desert islands. They were just rough, shapes in the middle of the page. Then I began drawing shapes within those shapes and I was amazed how quickly the islands got better. It took off from there.