Tread gently on anyone who looks at you sideways.
If you don't know how to meditate at least try to spend some time every day just sitting.
The zombie sex, I have no idea. It must be like tantric sex.
Killing a guy and stealing his wife and child isn't too nice a thing to do.
A fart is just your arse applauding.
The religion in Scotland is one of the most patronising things... after the weather.