What's so fascinating and frustrating and great about life is that you're constantly starting over, all the time, and I love that.

Despite what The Wall Street Journal says, our awards are the best-kept secret in America, with the possible exception of what George W. Bush did in the '70s.

Good news, they found Nemo! The bad news is, they found him in one of Wolfgang Puck's puff pastries.

The Passion of the Christ opened up on Ash Wednesday, had a Good Friday.

At some point I stopped stand-up because I didn't have something to say on a nightly basis.

The inspiration was this great group of 40 or 50 relatives, sometimes for Thanksgiving or Passover or something and my brothers would just go up and make them laugh.

When comedy is good, it's jazz. The beats of it, the looseness, the improvisational part, the music-the way you hit the inflection, the high notes of a joke. It's all melody to me.