I quit drinking. That was a big problem for a lot of years. Then after that, I just started feeling grateful again.
Billy CrystalIn high school, I was the class comedian as opposed to the class clown. The difference is the class clown is the guy who drops his pants at the football game, the class comedian is the guy who talked him into it.
Billy CrystalEven when I was in school shows, in elementary school doing plays, I'd always go off book and start improvising.
Billy CrystalIf you do something for the first time, you will always remember it. If your Dad has something to do with it, you write about it.
Billy Crystal[My mother] is the greatest hero I'll ever know because she kept us all together, she made sure we all graduated college. She always believed in us no matter what we do. My older brother Joel became an art teacher; my brother Rip ultimately became a television producer and singer and actor himself.
Billy Crystal