Good news, they found Nemo! The bad news is, they found him in one of Wolfgang Puck's puff pastries.
Billy CrystalAt some point I stopped stand-up because I didn't have something to say on a nightly basis.
Billy CrystalIf you do something for the first time, you will always remember it. If your Dad has something to do with it, you write about it.
Billy CrystalI'm a baby. I sleep like a baby - I'm up every two hours. And I think a lot. I worry a lot. I have great nights of no sleep where ideas come.
Billy Crystal