I was introducing [director and producer] Hal Roach - Mr. Roach was 100 years old, he was one of the fathers of early days in films, he put Laurel with Hardy, he created the Our Gang kids, and all these silent movies he did - he was a giant.

I used to limp around my neighborhood imitating him. I did my Bar Mitzvah with an Oklahoma drawl.

My mind is always going. I'm always thinking what I need to do, what I haven't done, what I did do, what I didn't do as well as I could - I'm relentless that way with myself.

Good news, they found Nemo! The bad news is, they found him in one of Wolfgang Puck's puff pastries.

A laugh is a weird sound, and when you get a couple thousand people making it at once, it's really strange. But when I can feel proud of myself for causing it, it's great.

I always came away thinking "I'd like to see her more," you know? And then when [Parental Guidance] was ready to be cast, we thought - Bette [Midler]. So we called her.

I think when I feel I'm at my best is when I'm on stage, and it's my version of jazz because it's just riffing or something.