When we had the girls, my daughter Jenny gave us like a Bible from my daughter of, "Don't feed them this; don't feed them that, if she says this, don't say that," It was crazy!

When I've gotten criticism, it's that it's too long, too soft, didn't hit the government hard enough. Then when I do hit the government, they go, What's he doing hitting the government?

When you realize you want to invest the rest of your lifestyle with somebody, you want the rest of your life to commence as quickly as achievable.

Great news! Hosting Oscars counts five hours toward my community service!

That's the thing about jazz: it's free flowing, it comes from your soul.

Nothing can take the sting out of the world’s economic problems like watching millionaires present each other with golden statues.

I had really good hearing and when you're scared it gets heightened so you hear scratching noises or something.