When we had the girls, my daughter Jenny gave us like a Bible from my daughter of, "Don't feed them this; don't feed them that, if she says this, don't say that," It was crazy!

The Passion of the Christ opened up on Ash Wednesday, had a Good Friday.

I had a dream that Connie Chung is doing a newscast about my death and they show a clip from Soap.

Consider the rose...The rose is the sweetest smelling flower of all, and it's the most beautiful because it's the most simple, right? But sometimes, you got to clip the rose. You got to cut the rose back, so something sweeter smelling and stronger, and even more beautiful, will grow in its place

I think when I feel I'm at my best is when I'm on stage, and it's my version of jazz because it's just riffing or something.

Despite what The Wall Street Journal says, our awards are the best-kept secret in America, with the possible exception of what George W. Bush did in the '70s.

From the first time I saw Sid Caesar be funny I knew that's what I had to do.