Whoo-hoo-hoo, look who knows so much. It just so happens that your friend here is only MOSTLY dead. There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. Mostly dead is slightly alive. With all dead, well, with all dead there's usually only one thing you can do. Go through his clothes and look for loose change.

You give up your dream, you give up.

I'm comfortable being old... being black... being Jewish.

From the first time I saw Sid Caesar be funny I knew that's what I had to do.

I had really good hearing and when you're scared it gets heightened so you hear scratching noises or something.

It's money. I remember it from when I was single

Did you ever reach a point in your life, where you say to yourself, 'This is the best I'm ever going to look, the best I'm ever going to feel, the best I'm ever going to do,' and it ain't that great?