I had really good hearing and when you're scared it gets heightened so you hear scratching noises or something.

There's only, I think, in life, three things that I do pretty well: Performing, I still can field ground balls, and I make nice kids.

I have 40-something intros [that Davis Jr. did]; all are different, none of them happened. And it was hilarious.

Well, the way things are going, aside from wheat and auto parts, America's biggest export is now the Oscar.

I'm married - I've caught my limit.

I didn't rebel as a child. I missed that angry teenager thing.

When we had the girls, my daughter Jenny gave us like a Bible from my daughter of, "Don't feed them this; don't feed them that, if she says this, don't say that," It was crazy!