I had really good hearing and when you're scared it gets heightened so you hear scratching noises or something.

Good news, they found Nemo! The bad news is, they found him in one of Wolfgang Puck's puff pastries.

I'm going to be your grandpa! / I have the biggest smile. / I've been waiting to meet you for such a long, long while.

In high school, I was the class comedian as opposed to the class clown. The difference is the class clown is the guy who drops his pants at the football game, the class comedian is the guy who talked him into it.

From the first time I saw Sid Caesar be funny I knew that's what I had to do.

Even when I was in school shows, in elementary school doing plays, I'd always go off book and start improvising.

I love doing it [hosting the Oscars] because I love the danger of it and you have to come through and think on your feet. That's why that show, no matter who hosts it, it really should be a fast-thinking comedian who is really quick on their feet that can handle situations that happen, or somebody with that kind of mentality that can capitalize on something.