Well, the way things are going, aside from wheat and auto parts, America's biggest export is now the Oscar.

From the first time I saw Sid Caesar be funny I knew that's what I had to do.

I never stopped believing in us and I never felt like I was wanting for anything, except for my father, and that was not going to be. I describe in the book [that] I don't think I ever felt young again in that way. I never felt I had my 15, 16, 17 kind of years the way I maybe should have. It's a huge dent in you that it's hard to knock out and make it all smooth again.

Good news, they found Nemo! The bad news is, they found him in one of Wolfgang Puck's puff pastries.

The Passion of the Christ opened up on Ash Wednesday, had a Good Friday.

Whoo-hoo-hoo, look who knows so much. It just so happens that your friend here is only MOSTLY dead. There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. Mostly dead is slightly alive. With all dead, well, with all dead there's usually only one thing you can do. Go through his clothes and look for loose change.

I think when I feel I'm at my best is when I'm on stage, and it's my version of jazz because it's just riffing or something.