Well, the way things are going, aside from wheat and auto parts, America's biggest export is now the Oscar.

The inspiration was this great group of 40 or 50 relatives, sometimes for Thanksgiving or Passover or something and my brothers would just go up and make them laugh.

By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere.

I have 40-something intros [that Davis Jr. did]; all are different, none of them happened. And it was hilarious.

I'm married - I've caught my limit.

Even when I was in school shows, in elementary school doing plays, I'd always go off book and start improvising.

I think I've far exceeded what I ever thought I could possibly do. I'm almost shocked that I'm still around after all of these years . . . and always grateful that I get another turn to do something.