There's only, I think, in life, three things that I do pretty well: Performing, I still can field ground balls, and I make nice kids.

Every time I was with Sammy [Davis Jr.] it was like going to the show business museum because the stories were so extraordinary, and I didn't care if they were true or not after a while. ... I don't know if he really got high with Humphrey Bogart or not. It didn't matter because he was painting these fantastic pictures.

Good news, they found Nemo! The bad news is, they found him in one of Wolfgang Puck's puff pastries.

I didn't rebel as a child. I missed that angry teenager thing.

This time I particularly loved because it came from a real experience with my grandchildren. Having them alone alone for the first time for six or seven days and going "Wow, this is exhausting," because when you're not around little ones for a long time, you forget about how much work that is. So I came in and started writing the story that became this movie ['PARENTAL GUIDANCE'].

[I did impressions] of relatives because I heard so many different sounds. My dad was in the music business and of course my uncle was a giant [music producer], but my dad in particular had the house filled with these Dixieland jazz stars.

Nothing can take the sting out of the world’s economic problems like watching millionaires present each other with golden statues.