There's only, I think, in life, three things that I do pretty well: Performing, I still can field ground balls, and I make nice kids.

Well, the way things are going, aside from wheat and auto parts, America's biggest export is now the Oscar.

You give up your dream, you give up.

At some point I stopped stand-up because I didn't have something to say on a nightly basis.

Change is such hard work.

I always was a performer, from the time I was little. It was always a natural place for me to be.

What's so fascinating and frustrating and great about life is that you're constantly starting over, all the time, and I love that.