There's only, I think, in life, three things that I do pretty well: Performing, I still can field ground balls, and I make nice kids.

I'm going to be your grandpa! / I have the biggest smile. / I've been waiting to meet you for such a long, long while.

As a director and an actor, I encourage improvisation but in character and in the moment of what it is.

I'm a sucker for a free tuxedo.

The Passion of the Christ opened up on Ash Wednesday, had a Good Friday.

Women need a reason to have sex, men just need a place.

Whoo-hoo-hoo, look who knows so much. It just so happens that your friend here is only MOSTLY dead. There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. Mostly dead is slightly alive. With all dead, well, with all dead there's usually only one thing you can do. Go through his clothes and look for loose change.