Good news, they found Nemo! The bad news is, they found him in one of Wolfgang Puck's puff pastries.
Great news! Hosting Oscars counts five hours toward my community service!
There's only, I think, in life, three things that I do pretty well: Performing, I still can field ground balls, and I make nice kids.
I'm comfortable being old... being black... being Jewish.
I'm a sucker for a free tuxedo.
Nothing can take the sting out of the world’s economic problems like watching millionaires present each other with golden statues.