A laugh is a weird sound, and when you get a couple thousand people making it at once, it's really strange. But when I can feel proud of myself for causing it, it's great.
By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere.
That's the thing about jazz: it's free flowing, it comes from your soul.
The Passion of the Christ opened up on Ash Wednesday, had a Good Friday.
Great news! Hosting Oscars counts five hours toward my community service!
I'm married - I've caught my limit.