By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere.

Nobody is more truthful when he's acting than De Niro.

Women need a reason to have sex, men just need a place.

Consider the rose...The rose is the sweetest smelling flower of all, and it's the most beautiful because it's the most simple, right? But sometimes, you got to clip the rose. You got to cut the rose back, so something sweeter smelling and stronger, and even more beautiful, will grow in its place

I always came away thinking "I'd like to see her more," you know? And then when [Parental Guidance] was ready to be cast, we thought - Bette [Midler]. So we called her.

From the first time I saw Sid Caesar be funny I knew that's what I had to do.

When you realize you want to invest the rest of your lifestyle with somebody, you want the rest of your life to commence as quickly as achievable.