Well, the way things are going, aside from wheat and auto parts, America's biggest export is now the Oscar.
Billy CrystalI used to limp around my neighborhood imitating him. I did my Bar Mitzvah with an Oklahoma drawl.
Billy CrystalEvery time I was with Sammy [Davis Jr.] it was like going to the show business museum because the stories were so extraordinary, and I didn't care if they were true or not after a while. ... I don't know if he really got high with Humphrey Bogart or not. It didn't matter because he was painting these fantastic pictures.
Billy CrystalWhoo-hoo-hoo, look who knows so much. It just so happens that your friend here is only MOSTLY dead. There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. Mostly dead is slightly alive. With all dead, well, with all dead there's usually only one thing you can do. Go through his clothes and look for loose change.
Billy Crystal