Some homes need a hickory switch a good deal more than they do a piano.

I pity anyone who can't laugh. There must be something wrong with their religion or their lives. The devil can't laugh.

The Bible says forgive your debtors; the world says "sue them for their dough."

You might as well try and dam Niagara Falls with toothpicks as to stop the reform wave sweeping our land.

Sinners cannot find God for the same reason that criminals cannot find a policeman: They aren't looking!

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile.

The fellow that has no money is poor. The fellow that has nothing but money is poorer still.