Hollywood didn't kill Marilyn Monroe, it's the Marilyn Monroes who are killing Hollywood.

The Austrians are brilliant people. They made the world believe that Hitler was a German and Beethoven an Austrian.

We are on the track of something absolutely mediocre.

Well, nobody's perfect.

Ever notice how these European trains always smell of eau de cologne and hard boiled eggs?

My English is a mixture between Arnold Schwarzenegger and Archbishop Tutu.

God save me from myself.