Jerry: Oh, you don't understand, Osgood! Ehhhh... I'm a man. Osgood: Well, nobody's perfect.

I'm delighted with it, because it used to be that films were the lowest form of art. Now we've got something to look down on.

We are on the track of something absolutely mediocre.

I'd worship the ground you walked on if only you walked in a better neighborhood.

The ultimate trick is to convince, persuade. Every single person out there is an idiot, but collectively they're a genius.

The Austrians are brilliant people. They made the world believe that Hitler was a German and Beethoven an Austrian.

I am big. It's the pictures that got small.