One's too many and a hundred's not enough.

France is a place where the money falls apart in your hands but you can't tear the toilet paper.

I met a lot of hard-boiled eggs in my life, but you - you're twenty minutes.

I had one life. And what did I do? Wasted it in some palooka preliminaries in Spain, just before Hitler and Chamberlain warm up for the main event.

The best director is the one you don't see.

I have ten commandments. The first nine are, thou shalt not bore. The tenth is, thou shalt have right of final cut.

You know, that stuff about pink elephants, that's the bunk. It's little animals. Little tiny turkeys in straw hats. Midget monkeys coming through the keyholes.